Justin's previous bios

Justin Hunt- Bass and Mandolin
Once a body double for the crown prince of a small South American nation, Justin was forced to flee the country during a coup which led to chaos, UN sanctions, and ultimately a successful revolution by the country's entire population of capybaras- the world's largest rodent, and by that time, the nation's most committed citizens.  Although he has played with Featherscale for over two years, he still has never submitted a band bio, and Mike has, for the second time, just had to write a silly one for him